ClawGrab is a chief of staff, not a chatbot.

I built this for myself first. I have three companies, a wife, four kids, and a brain that won't hold a planner open for more than a Tuesday. Every productivity tool I've ever tried died the same week, because the act of opening it was already too much.

What I needed wasn't another dashboard. It was a chief of staff who already knew me — who I could text from a parking lot and say "move my 3pm to tomorrow" and have it handled, without explaining who I was, what my calendar looked like, or which of the three projects we were talking about.

That's what ClawGrab is. Five-minute setup. You answer four questions about how you actually live, pick a crew, connect Telegram. Then it's yours. By the next Sunday it sends you a recap of your week. By the Sunday after that, you can't imagine running your life without it.

What it refuses to be

It is not a chatbot. Chatbots say "sure!" and "great question!" A chief of staff doesn't. ClawGrab's doctrine forbids preamble, filler, and cheerleading. When it has nothing useful to say, it says nothing.

It is not a coach. It doesn't tell you who you should be. It listens to who you are, remembers it, and operates inside your actual life — kids, religion, weak weeks, ADHD, avoidance, all of it.

It is not for everyone. If you want an enterprise platform with seats and SSO and a sales call, this isn't it. If you want a $5 chatbot, this isn't it. It's for the operator who already knows they need a chief of staff and doesn't want to hire one for $80k a year.

What I owe you

Honesty about what it does. The doctrine is on the homepage. The pricing is on the pricing page. The roadmap, the changelog, the data export, the failures — all visible. If something is broken, it'll say so out loud.

Your data, yours forever. One click to export everything you ever told it. Two clicks to delete the account. No calls. No retention dance. Row-level security isolates your data from every other account. Encrypted in transit and at rest. Hosted in the US.

The ADHD discount. 30% off any tier, lifetime, self-attested. If your brain works like mine, you don't pay full freight. Nobody's going to ask for a diagnosis.

An exit, on your terms. 30-day money-back, no questions. Cancel any time, prorated. Reply REFUND in Telegram and it's done.

One more thing

The reason I'm calling it ClawGrab and not by my own name is because it should outlast me. Plans are written in your soul, not in mine. Whatever your version of this AI looks like five years from now — Sunday-recap, Mastery streaks, your favorite three crews, the agents you built yourself — that's yours. The product I sell is the chassis. The life is what you do inside it.

— David Jaeger
founder, ClawGrab · Result Kitchen LLC · California